Ok so, one night myself and the Bf had been out at a birthday party and we had had quite a few drinks, so when we got back to his place we decided to ‘do the deed.’ (I just want to point out that we are not the most normal couple and we have stopped having sex before to quote movie catchphrases to each other - but that's for another time)
Anyway, as we are doing ‘the deed,’ I’m on top thinking I am in some sort of porn film, as I do every time I drink alcohol. After a while, it gets to the point where my legs are getting tired and I’m sobering up, so I'm not really comfortable with him seeing my double chin from that angle (even though he looks like he’s completely bitten off his bottom lip because all I can see are his teeth touching his chin).
So, I decide to do the old switcheroo where I can lie on my back with my legs in the air and let him do what he does best.
Well, in the heat of the moment I grab his shoulders and launch myself sideways so I am now on my back.
However... I may have misjudged how far up the bed we were and just for reference, the top of the bed was just a solid wall. Well, as I am laying on my back, still locked in eye contact and him giving an almighty thrust to try and get back the motion, I hear the loudest THUD on the wall! So loud that I actually thought a hammer had hit it.
Nope!
Instead, my Bf immediately collapsed onto me holding his head reenacting the Peter Griffin scene in Family Guy where he hurts his knee.
After a few seconds, I realised what had happened and instantly burst into fits of laughter! In the process of me changing positions, I had moved myself up the bed practically next to the wall. When he thrusted, he ended up headbutting the wall. Really, really hard.
Well, it’s safe to say the moment had gone and I had to run to the toilet with the tiniest towel wrapped around me because I was going to piss myself laughing. Literally.
Fast forward 2 hours later we are sat watching Shrek while he is holding a bag of ice on his head and I'm still laughing at him.
We broke up a few months later but this is still one of the best stories to think of when I am in a bad mood because I'm sure he lost some brain cells that day.